The Roadkill Café

Here at the Roadkill Café we pride ourselves on serving only the freshest paved paté:

In fact, we have a complete menu! From our killer hors d'oeuvres:

To only the rarest of gently scraped meats!

For only $13.99, you'll have your choice of either Hummer-tenderized gator filet:

Or our Vespa-massaged armadillo, stuffed with the finest of pan-seared bumper frogs:

The kiddies will LOVE our just-in beaver sushi:

And don't forget dessert! You'll want to save room for our magically delicious Creamed Unicorn:

Taste the rainbow!

Anony M., Karen M., Cheryl G., Elizabeth C., Annie, & Lindsay, I'd say this menu is to-die-for.