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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

I Say, "Stand Over There"

[With Apologies to Aretha]


Each day when I wake up

And think of our nasty break up


I bake another cake...

or two!


While torching your chair now


 While wondering which hussy's there now


I bake another cake for you!


My business 

Is booming...


 These things sell so well


 I really ought to thank you!

I'm better off single, 

I'm mending my heart


  ...and I don't miss you!


So, goodbye forever, that's how it must be

I'm making LOTS of money



Thanks to Angelica L., Carol J., Julie B., Becky C., Kimberly, Chebrutta, Shawn, Adriel H., and Sophie S. - and don't worry, hon, there's no hidden message here...

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Reader Comments (59)

The first cake is a copy of a cake they did on Cake Boss (the one on there was better looking). It's supposed to be a breakup cake, the lady who got it had recently broken up with her fiance.

October 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterElephant in the Room

I get the break-up cakes, the divorce cakes . . . what I DON'T get is why someone would make a "3-D Old Recliner" cake. Apparently someone sees the need because they even gave it an order number: "Hey, Linda, we got another order for an A-211!"
"No, problem--we just got in another vat of mold!"

October 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterFM

Good Lord That First One has a big penis on it's... whatever that is...

October 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTREKKIE

Oh, I thought that hussy cake was my grandma... All those wrinkles crammed into a tight space...

October 26, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterColeslaw

I love looking at the cake pictures but today was the first time I laughed out loud. You Complete You and At Last At Last had me rolling.

I hate those bride and groom cakes where the bride is kicking the groom off or dragging him somewhere or putting him in handcufs. I think it's such a sad commentary on their relationship and though it's tongue in cheek, there must be a reason , right?

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersparkling74

It is never ok to put a real condom on a cake. Never.

October 27, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterPatti

I'm really going to have to recommend a mammogram for whoever modeled for that hussy cake. Just sayin'.

Yeah... that's right. Breast cancer humor. Funny stuff, huh?

October 28, 2012 | Unregistered Commentersteelhorse

fine move home big baby just cracked me UP. !!!

October 29, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterlyndsay

That's the angriest smiley face I've ever seen!

April 18, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterWreckophile #1

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