I Say, "Stand Over There"

[With Apologies to Aretha]

  

Each day when I wake up

And think of our nasty break up


 

I bake another cake...

or two!

 

While torching your chair now

 

 While wondering which hussy's there now

 

I bake another cake for you!

 

My business 

Is booming...

 

 These things sell so well

 

 I really ought to thank you!


I'm better off single, 

I'm mending my heart

 

  ...and I don't miss you!

 

So, goodbye forever, that's how it must be

I'm making LOTS of money

 AND DON'T HAVE TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!

 

Thanks to Angelica L., Carol J., Julie B., Becky C., Kimberly, Chebrutta, Shawn, Adriel H., and Sophie S. - and don't worry, hon, there's no hidden message here...