We here at Cake Wrecks care deeply about Bakery Copyright Infringement. (BCI) So to avoid any unpleasant legal entanglements, and allay the concerns of you -- our valued readers -- allow us to present:
(All characters depicted in “Obviously-not-the-character-you’re-thinking-of”© are original characters created by their respective bakers. Any similarity to any character, living or dead, real or fictitious, cute or creepy, liberal or conservative, is merely coincidental, and shame on you for thinking otherwise. Characters depicted herein are the sole property of “Obviously-not-the-character-you’re-thinking-of”©, and may not be duplicated without the express written consent of “Obviously-not-the-character-you’re-thinking-of”©. Violators will be prosecuted.)
She's welcoming! She's feline! She's...
How Are You Cat!
Looking for something for your train-crazy little boy? He's just like your favorite train character, but he's obviously not your favorite train character, since making a cake of your favorite train character would be technically illegal! He's...
Larry the Liquid-Carrying Locomotive!
(Wow! That’s one tanked engine! You can see how original he is, right?
Aw, c’mon. Don’t be such a Doubting Thomas.)
Ooh! Wait a minute! Who's this sexy -- but completely unrecognizable -- little blue fictional character with blonde hair? That’s not Smurfette, is it?
Of course not! Because that would be Against The Smurfin' Law!
She's "Smurpette" and she's totally different!
"Why don't you take your smurpin' smurp and smurp it where the smurp won't smurp, Smurpes?!"
(See? Totally different!)
He's concerned for your well-being and he's a bear. He's a...
Concerned For Your Well-Being Bear!
(Be kind; he has many cares to bear. )
And finally, this absolutely unique character lives in a pie tin beneath the waves, and he’s safe for your non-stick pots and pans! He's...
Squeeze Blob No-Scratch!
(Anybody have some spare pants?)
Just remember, bakers: When in doubt, eat the evidence.
“Our bad judgment makes us judgment proof.”™
Thanks to Beth W., Caitlin P., Cheryl V., Jen M., Dixie, and a very VERY special thanks to Sharyn, one of our favorite commenters and today's guest collaborater. If you laughed especially hard at any of our lines today, it's probably her fault. Thanks, Sharyn!