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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Mar122012

The Many Faces of Constipation

Well, ok, maybe just two of them:

I guess now we know why they're always angry.

 

Thanks to Kevin C. for his special report on "The Fecal Failures of Furious Fowl."

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Reader Comments (25)

Trust me. You DON'T want to see what happens when you hit the yellow bird's power boost.

I must be Daylight Saving's Time addled, because I think it would be really hilarious if the cake behind them was a little "Activia" replica.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSharyn

Heh-this could go in the knockoff category-the not very happy birds :)

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

Wow.... it's all about perspective I guess LOL. I did NOT see angry birds at first glance... I saw two (very terribly done) Loraxes.... half-buried? Then I saw the commentary, and went "Huh? ...Ohhh, I see it now"

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJen

It's Beavis and Butthead, reincarnated as angry birds!

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMichelle

Did you mean: "The Many Feces of Constipation"?

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterplume

Now to complete the theme, a tiny blue bird CCC (pa-tooie!) that breaks apart when you hurl it against the wall

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAmanda H

Fuming feathered fowl
Fattened; fecklessly fetid
Find fiber for flock!

When just the title makes you laugh before you even see the cakes, you KNOW it's going to be a good post! Thanks Jen!

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGrnEyes6

Sorry, I went right past those Less Than Happy Birds and right to the blue cube in the background. I think it's supposed to be a kite flying amidst the clouds in the sky. Or, perhaps a zit on Cookie Monster's face that has just been popped?

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterAndrea

Huh...that never occurred to me. Maybe the pigs should send them a prune basket?

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

After I had just sent off my last comment, my daughter came over. I asked her what she thought these cakes were supposed to be. She said, "Ummm...misshapen heads?" I chortled, saying, "Actually, they're Angry Birds." She replied, "I can't really tell." That pretty much sums it up, I think. Thank you, Maddy.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSaraCVT

Yup, that would explain it.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

Plume - My thought exactly! (Well, almost exactly. My thought was, "Frankly, they look more constipated than angry, really...").

I guess great minds really DO derail off the same tracks!

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBADKarma

Is it just me, or does it look like the one on the left has a white mustache and beard? He looks like an attempt at making an Angry Bird-ified caricature of Mr. Miyagi or something.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterSteve the Pocket

I guess the simplest designs are the hardest to get right. I don't understand what's happened to their mouths/beaks. They look like they've been plastered over.
Did the birds rat on the mafia?
Or, are they living in the Matrix and Hugo Weaving got a hold of them?
Odd.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterlisadh

Looks just like the famous violinist's grimaces. I'd long ago agreed with myself only to listen, not to watch him; as I had drawn the same conclusion.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNorine

Scat! You waste my time with manure and fowl offerings.

Yeah, bright side not happening for me today. ;)

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

That's true lisadh, the simplest designs _are_ the hardest to get right. Youu wouldn't think so but its true.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBetty

It's a good thing my younger brother doesn't know the wreckreator's address. If he did he would be RAGING!!!
KarateLady's son: "How dare you call these monstrositys Angry Birds!!!! Sacrilidge!!!

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterKarateLady's Daughter

Why are you worrying about You Know Who? You should be worrying about U-No-Poo! It's the Constipation Sensation that's sweeping the nation!


[Editor's note- (slow clap) Awesome. -john]

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCat

Man, those guys are gonna leave some angry turds on somebody's windshield.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterMonica

I'm just thrilled someone agrees with me that The Giving Tree is the saddest book of all time.

March 12, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterC

All I can say to this is that if I received one of those cakes and not knowing what Angry Birds was I would think they were just angry looking muppets. But yep I know what they are..constipated hence they really should take a laxative and then they can be all happy once more..whatever the heck these things are suppose to really be lol.

March 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

Cat, I am slow clapping with John (thoJ) on that one.

March 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterLindarella

Aha! Am about to start an Angry Birds cake for a friend. Thanks so much for showing me what NOT to do today. Brrrrrr!

March 13, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterNatalie

"The fecial features of furious fowl". I. Cracked. Up. :-P

October 15, 2014 | Unregistered CommenterTokaiyaBMalfoy

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