The Official Wreckerator "Bored Book!"
This delightful picture book will teach budding wreckerators all the letters and words they need to know, all using illustrations only a true wreckerator will recognize!
Take a look at some of these exciting excerpts:
A is for "Apple Tree"
B is for "Break time!"
C is for "Catcher's mitt"
See also: "Caca," "Cry," and "Constipated."
T is for "Tasteful"
I is for "I scream and I sing for ice cream and icing!!"
M is for "Martini"
N is for "No, really, that's supposed to be a frickin' martini glass."
P is for "Patriotism"
(And H is for "headdesk.")
F is for "Fixed it!"
S is for "Stop."
Thanks to Chelsea P., Lynn J., Maureen, Bonita H., Jason A., Stephanie M., Chantene Z., Melinda A., & Deanna C. for the education. And to the rest of you: I look forward to your letters.
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