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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Monday
Jun182012

A "Cake" With Reel Sole

In honor of International Sushi Day, I've reached way, WAY back into the CW archives for my favorite punny post. Enjoy!

You guys, I've been e-mailed this "cake" so often I'm getting a haddock, and I'm starting to think there's something fishy going on. Did the cake's non-baker shellfishly do this on porpoise? I'm not hard of herring, you know; I just can't fathom why you all would want a sushi "cake" on Wrecks. But then I figured, hey, maybe I'm just being crabby - why not post the photo?

You know, for the halibut.

 

Thanks to the roughly half-zillion of you out there who sent me this link. (Click for recipe & directions.)

And before you ask, why yes, I am a Dr. Demento fan. 

 

(So, did I miss any fish puns? Don't be koi and leave me to flounder; let minnow!)

 

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Reader Comments (62)

Wahoo! These are fun! Permit to say these puns are Spot on. Much laughing, groaning, and rolling of the eyes here. I've gained much knowledge in the past 5 minutes.

June 18, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterTeabunny

My Mom always taught me, if you can't say something nice, clam up.

June 18, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterjeannie b~

Yuck..what the kelp were these wreckerators thinking?? I don't know if I will ever try sushi now and seeing this thing makes me glad to avoid it lol. Guess it was for a wedding of sushi/rubber duck lovers?

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterArlene

I think Theadare is in kitty nirvana with this one guys! Maybe we can keep the wreckorator on standby for bunker / high heel situations. :)

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterScaperMama

Too bad Skrillex isn't on here -- he can really drop the bass.

Wait for it...

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

COD knows how you'd cut into that without a STURGEON'S help...

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered Commenterren

[with apologies to Haiku Joy]

Serene ducks surmount
green flotsam. Are those Fordhooks?
Or edamame?

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCarol

I gig-eel-ed uncontrollably at this. But I'm disappointed that there weren't any eel pictures after the puns!
http://weknowmemes.com/2012/01/eels-looks-like-they-just-told-a-joke-and-are-waiting-for-a-reaction/

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterGirlNamedCorrie

my mother said "the colors are nice but it's not to scale."
me? I got nuthin' but I've been under a lot of pressure lately.

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

That's right, @ScaperMama, cats do like fish.

(OM NOM NOM NOM)

That ought to keep him satisfied for a while...

June 19, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

Koi Vey! Wrasses and double Wrasses! After reading these posts I feel like an old hagfish... Wahoo! Well - This white-spotted damsel must be off.... I'm late for my BlueBox treatment!

June 29, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterDrDFanSuzanne

UGH YOU GUYS ARE KRILLING ME!!!!
TOO MANY FISH PUNS!!!!!
;D

May 23, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterStephanie

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