Grad Tidings of Great "Oy!"

Graduation season is ramping up, and you know what that means: time to brush up on the proper spellings of "congratulations," "graduation," and that perennial head-scratcher: "yay."

 Just when you thought you'd skipped all the hard words...

I'm not sure why bakers insist on mashing up the words "congratulations" and "graduation," but eventually you've seen so many crazy combinations that even this starts to look right:

"Gladations?"

Or this:

Or... well, ok, this one's a stretch:

This made me cackle for a solid fifteen seconds. Then I had to type it out, and that made me snorfle for another twenty:

"Cogngrtaualtons Wicssaset Gardautes"

(I looked it up, and there's a Wiscasset in Maine - meaning all three words are misspelled. OPA!!)

Still, no matter how butchered your graduation cake may be, just remember: the "tossel" is ALWAYS worth the "hostle."

  And that laugh was totally worth the $27.99. 

 Assuming someone else paid.

 (What do you suppose the second line looked like before they "fixed" it?)

Cungalulations to today's wreckporters Elizabeth M., Reta W., Michelle W., Yvette A., & Lizzie and Taylor. You may now all throw your wrecks in the air and convene at the nearest Chili's for lunch.