So tell me, Wreckies, how are you enjoying your summer?
Sorry, I mean, "Sumer?"
Or is it "Sumeer?"
You know what, just to be safe, let's sell both versions.
And then make this one the store display, so everyone can see it:
I like to be happy, summetime.
Well, however you spell it, I hope you're taking this time to enjoy a little sun.
Or a large, red-eyed spider crawling out of your cake.
And that you're working on your tan:
Or dismembering Edward Cullen. (Hey bakers, where's the glitter?)
Of course, the only acceptable foot wear right now are flip-flops:
Emphasis on the "flops."
And every meal should end with a hefty slice of watermelon:
Preferably the seedless kind. Unless you're expecting...to be expecting.
(See what I did there?)
And since these are the lazy days of summer we're talking about, you should be taking lots of breaks:
Stickin' it to the man. Or in this case, the customer.
Maybe visit the pit of despair community swimming pool?
"Watch out, kids, I'm about to throw another one down."
Or just spend a few quiet evenings walking the beach, looking for seashells and/or body parts:
Who wants ribs?
Thanks to Cassie, Brian B., Molly S., Jill V., Tina, Jaemie G., Lindsay W., Elizabeth & AnneMarie, & Anony M. for the disarming finds.