Colon: Blown

Well, to be fair, it looks like it *did* fly out of someone's butt.

I like how the candles are sinking into the cake, too, like it's some kind of technicolored Swamp of Sadness. Then again, if *I* had that big of a log next to me, I'd probably abandon all earthly hope, too.

 Thanks to Stephanie B. for finally giving a crap.

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