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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Sep052012

Well, Crud.

As some of you know, Jen and I spent this past weekend at Dragon*Con in Atlanta, which was awesome. However, part of the "fun" of this particular convention is that you get to share your personal space with 50,000 other geeks, many of whom are sweating disease through their Superman tights or are too burdened with enormous fake weaponry to cover their mouths before coughing in your eyes.

Which is all to say that Jen is currently sick as a dog. (Although I've never seen a dog whine as much as Jen, so I can only assume she must be sicker.) (Actually, I've never seen a sick dog at all. Who comes up with these clichés, anyway?)

So, baby?  Because I love you, I'm writing today's post.  No, no... don't thank me. You just stay right over there and keep folding that laundry; I wouldn't want the wrinkles to set. Oh, and I could use a refill. No rush! Just when you're done crushing the ice.

 *Ahem*

 

And SPEAKING of sick dogs...

 Hey, Sweetie, this remind you of anything?

HAHAHAHA!

 Sweetie? Where ya goin'? Jen?

 Hello?

 ****

 Well, I guess I better wrap this up. So...

Here's to Jen's speedy recovery! And really ugly golf balls.

You're welcome, baby.

 

(Say, my throat's starting to feel a little scratchy. And now Jen's staring at me with a creepy grin on her face. Should I be worried?)

 

Thanks to Shelli K., for the...  ah... ACHHOOO!!!  Oh crap...

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Reader Comments (52)

Last year I came home from Dragon*Con with a serious case of what I thought was Con Funk. Turned out, I was partying my ass off, drinking and smoking and attending loud concerts while unknowingly pregnant! LOL. She's a healthy, happy 4 month old now, and we look forward to taking her to Con when she's at least old enough to walk. So, maybe next year.

September 9, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterJet

The get well cake has really ugly lollipops on it. I used to have to make those for a job way back when., but thought I would let you know what they are lol. At least when I made them I would make them look prettier. :)

September 11, 2012 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

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