Think all those turkey cakes are bad?
Well, they are.
But these are worse:
1. Mildly amusing idea, SUPER creepy execution:
No. Just... no.
2. "Jack Skellington and the Politically-Incorrect Window Display of Holiday Awkwardness."
With bonus charred turkey flying out of a pumpkin.
3. Evil Zombie Pilgrim:
Yeesh, this reminds me of the bad guy in Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame. Whatever happened to all the cute little pilgrims?
Oh, wait, here they come!
4. Pilgrims in straitjackets:
You know, I'm starting to think bakers REALLY don't like these guys.
5. Thanksgiving Bachelorette Party:
"Hey, bebeh, do you prefer light meat, or dark?" [eyebrow waggle]
6. "Heeeeeeere's JOHNNY!"
Admit it: you'd order a dozen of these in a heartbeat, just to see your in-laws' reactions.
Actually, Jeannie tells me she HAD to buy this because her cell phone camera wasn't working - and this obviously needed to be documented for posterity. POSTERITY THANKS YOU, JEANNIE.
Posterity also thanks Megan L., Christie C., Jamie N., Rob, & Laurie R. for the excellent wreckporting.