This Friday the 13th...
But it's not Santa.
He could be in your basement.
He could be in your room.
But most likely...
HE'S IN YOUR BAKERY.
"Diet soda? You know how bad that stuff is for you?"
So run, run, run, as fast as you can:
Because these snowmen:
There will be FIGHTS:
"Put 'em up, ya frosted flake!"
There will be PUNS:
"A-HA! Who's disarmed now, bee-yotch??"
And HEADS will ROLL:
"Little help here?"
"We'll bite your legs off!"
At least until the hot cocoa is ready.
Then those suckers are goin' DOWN.
Thanks to Adria P., Mark H., Anony M., Cheyenne A., Jessie T., Andi L., Vanessa M., Bethany S., Tom B., and Dyan B., who are stockpiling flame throwers, just in case. (And don't worry, guys; I'll bring the marshmallows!)