Now that it's almost Christmas, bakeries are working hard to make all their designs more "season-appropriate."
Which is why you can now find, for example, the army toys attacking giant poinsettias:
"Call in backup! We need more silly string!"
And flotsam-bedecked "Christmas guitars":
"Oh Oh Oh" is right.
And of course, that perennial holiday favorite:
The Puppy-Pecking Parasite of Pastries Past!
It's a deer tick.
Oh, c'mon, quit groaning: that was freaking brilliant on my part.
Heather M., Melissa G., & Jessica L., do you suppose they used "sugar doe" to make it?