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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Apr022013

Cindy Has a Ball

Once Upon a Time ...

There was a girl named Cindy:

She was as sweet as 14 pounds of frosting.

 

She lived with her wicked stepmother and stepsisters - who, I have to say, were a couple of dogs:

Cindy spent her days cleaning up after her step family, but she always hoped for a better life.

 

One day, excitement gripped the land: Prince Dream was looking for a wife!

The parties at his pad were always hopping, but he wanted to settle down with someone before he croaked.

So the Prince invited all the girls of the kingdom to play ball:

Although his froggy dyslexia led to a minor scandal in the papers.

 

When Cindy told her step family she planned to go, they sneered,

"What do YOU know about playing ball?"

Disheartened, Cindy was about to give up, when suddenly:

Her Fairly Odd Mother appeared!

The Fairly Odd Mother arranged for Cindy to have a coach:

He had experience with all kinds of balls.

On the day of the game, Cindy snuck out to play. Her coaching paid off, and she dazzled the prince!

Sadly, before she could meet him, Cindy's stepmother dragged her home. All the heartbroken prince could find was one of her hideous flip-flops:

He vowed then and there to find the foot that fit the flip-flop, and then buy it more appropriate footwear for sports.

Fortunately the Prince remembered Cindy's distinctive toenail fungus, and found her that same afternoon in the foot-care aisle at Target!

Their love bloomed in front of the bunion cream, and they were married that very day.

As the prince struggled to carry her off to his castle, everyone agreed that Cindy had never looked happier:

THE END.

 

Enchanted thanks to Olyvia S., Becca M; Sarah C., Shaina H., Iny, Kathleen C., Megan J., Leslie S., and Anony M., who helped make all our wrecks come true.

 

Note from Jen: For instant lolz, repeat after me: "Find the foot that fit the flip-flop. Find the foot that fit the flip-flop. FIND THE FOOT THAT FIT THE FLIP-FLOP." 

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Reader Comments (56)

Oh...CIndy...the new face of happiness, I suppose? :D hurk

April 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterStoich91

Haiku Joy, that kind of a comment can get you some really weird sideways looks if people aren't regulars and don't know about your babies!!!

Inhaled a Triscuit! that made me giggle-snort

TY, Craig, for the Cinderella TWrecks reference. I still want that for my birthday but hints have been ignored.

I can't seem to say "Find the foot that fit the flip-flop" through even one time without stumbling.

April 3, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterBarbara Anne

The Fairly Odd Mother does look very odd. She has really big lips.

April 5, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterLaura Saxon

I think I know what happened with the Coach Tom cake. Someone asked for a cake that said 'congratulations Coach Tom' on it, and requested 'big purple balls' on it. The decorator added some random apostrophes and letters (this does happen, I've seen a random 's on a different wreck), or maybe they thought that the message was 'Congratulations Coach Tom Big Purple Balls and tried to correct the grammar, and the result was 'Congratulation Coach Tom's Big Purple Balls'. Then again...I might be wrong..

April 7, 2013 | Unregistered Commenterdolphin

As an ECU alum, I got to the ECU foot picture in this post and my brain said, "Oh my word...a foooOOOO!!!! ECU!!! Oh my WORD we made Cakewrecks! Oh what a HORRID foot! ACK!"

Vallere Shelton
East Carolina University, c/o 2001

April 15, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterVallere

This site is KILLER. I LOVE it. I especially love the word play in posts like these!

October 25, 2013 | Unregistered CommenterAlex

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