Listen, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I know everything you're about to say.
It's complicated. And kind of wibbly-wobbly.
Hey, you leave my mother out of this!
Now, look, we haven't got much time; the average internet-using adult's attention span lasts only... DUCK!!
Then he'd win the staring contest.
Like I was saying, we don't have much... AAAAH WEEPING ANGEL!
Anyway, guys, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry. But it's up to you now.
So... what do you think of this cake?
I mean, it's clearly descending into a temporal rift. Or possibly the Swamps of Sadness. And I'm sure there's some kind of hidden meaning to "police = box." But more importantly: is it bigger on the inside, and if so, can I have a piece the size of a buffalo?
Or how about this one?
I've always thought the TARDIS could be a bit softer/squishier, so this groom's cake/ throw-rug is JUST the thing.
Brace yourself, for I sense there are dark times ahead for this next one.
Or maybe just for your bowels.
(You'd almost think the color of the photo was off, until you notice the top "light." Da heck?)
Anyway, like I said, it's up to YOU to rescue these cakes from a bunch of garden statuary playing Red Light Green Light. It's super easy, though. You just need some fish sticks, an extra bow tie, a Cthulhu mask with a Pokémon ball, a really, really long scarf, and ...
Thanks to Krista C., Rauha, Marielen, Valorie M., and Mairi R. for the time out. (And yes, that angel cake IS pretty dang awesome. And terrifying. But awesome. But terrifying.)