('Course, given the alternative, you're WAY better off with this, moms-to-be. Trust me.)
...And that's how "Big 2" got his name, kids!
Aw, that crazy No Name always was the office favorite.
(And have you met her cousins What'ser and Whats'is? Those two are just unforgettable.)
In this case, I'd say "All Caps" finished a bit lower than expected.
Come to laugh at the misunderstanding. Stay to laugh at the ridiculous spacing.
Thanks to Anne B., Emily B., Wendy M., Holly H., Ed & Delena, and Mary P. for always understanding.