Happy Valentine's Day, my dear Wreckies!
Look, I got you some shoes!
John says they look like big fingernails, but they're actually Valentine high heels.
No, really! See?
I also got you these:
VALENTINE BEAR VAG... er...Vagabonds!
After all, you guys KNOW U my #2s, right?
And who could pass up a solid #2?
Which reminds me:
This guy did.
Um. Is... is that a snail? Saying "I'm hungry for your heart?"
Why? Do snails eat hearts? Is the curly ribbon so he can strangle you first? Do only the crappy snails strangle you and then eat your heart? Where might one find such cheerfully homicidal mollusks? (Asking for a friend.) And do you really want your Valentine present to evoke these kinds of questions?
I sense I may be "overthinking" it.
Unlike this guy:
Ok, you know what, let's just forget Valentine's Day.
Instead we can spice things up the old fashioned way:
Dipped in what, Charissa B.?
DIPPED IN WHAT?!?
Thanks to Rebecca B., Kimberly E., Lorene T., Anony M., Jude C., & Charissa B. for keeping it hot, hot, hurk!