So my son has a test soon on the Bill of Rights.
Lucky for me, Wreckerators make explaining them easy!
Freedom of Assembly
Even if no one else understands why you're there.
The Right To Bear Arms
He'd like his back, please.
Freedom of Speech
Remember, just because you can say something doesn't mean you should...
Freedom of Religion
The right to a speedy, public trial.
Er, that's "PUBLIC" -- with an "L". o.0
No Unreasonable Seizures
I can't decide whether the sight of this cake causes seizures, or it was made by someone having one.
Lucky me, works either way.
The Right Against Self-Incrimination
One should always plead the fifth after drinking one...
No Cruel And Unusual Punishments
Let's see... Starting a lifetime fear of dolls:
Y'know, I think my son's test is going to be a piece of cake.
I proudly assert my right to thank Heather P., Robyn D., L&K K., Kathy K., Ashley, Sarah S., Kelsey V., and Rachel M. for having strong enough constitutions to take these pictures.