With Frozen all the rage right now, I thought we'd take a look at the new design going like gangbusters at local bakeries. It's supposed to look like this:
Which is a bit... odd. I mean, I guess those are snow-capped mountains - and Anna's floating down a river, hip-deep in a glacier? Ok, sure. But how do the bakers get the mountains to stick up like that?
Short answer? They don't.
Oooh, look. A cut-off toe-sock. With some glitter.
Of course, it could be worse.
Frozen has left the building, kids. I think it melted.
(Well, except for the plastic snowflakes. THANK GOODNESS FOR THE PLASTIC SNOWFLAKES.)
Seriously, cake kit peeps, I AM DISSAPOINT. No Sven? No Elsa?!
Well, FINE, then. I guess I'll just go back to my favorite Little Pony.
Or I hear pie is nice.
Thanks to Mandy S., Ashley, & Michaela for keeping these wrecks on ice.