It's Celebrate Your Name Week, my friends, so I have an extra special gift for a bunch of you with common American names: the gift... of new nicknames.
Bobbie knows what I'm talking 'bout, don't ya, hon'?
Yes, yes she does.
So let's get to it - and fingers crossed you find your name in here!
This one works for Bob *or* Deb. A twofer!
Tiffany, your new nickname just entails everyone using finger quotes when addressing you:
This one was almost my favorite - but then I found this:
YOU MAY NOW ADDRESS ME AS "THE GRAND JENNIZZLE."
And while you're at it, bring me some Twix bars. Chop chop!
And you thought three letter names would be safe.
I think this one must be intentional, but it still made me bust a gut:
"I have been, and shall always be, your... wait, who are you?"
Thanks to Ashleigh P., Catherine S., Chelsea P., Chelsea N., Allegra S., Anna, Katie, Dawn L., Hannah W., & Jennifer H. for the great name maim game.
Didn't see your name butchered here? Well, never fear, dear Wreckies; I have so many name wrecks to share I had to split them into two posts - so watch for the second batch later this week!