It's Celebrate Your Name Week, so I'm giving the gift of fabulous new nicknames! (This is part 2, click here for part 1.)
Another 3-letter-name goes up in flames:
Let's see if you can guess the rest without any help:
"The 'N' is silent."
Whether you're Stephen with a 'ph' or Steven with a 'v,' I've got you covered:
It's pronounced "Stiv-FEN."
'Cuz you put the emPHAsis on the wrong sylLAble.
Oh, that's Rich.
If ever a wreck deserved "congram," it's this one.
Remember: Always be yourself - unless you can be Batman. Then be Batman.
Especially if you're this guy.
(Before you yell at me, the name IS misspelled.)
And now, to show off my 'Street cred:
Do DOO de doo-doo
De DOO DOO DOO
De DOO de doo-doo, de doo-doo, de doo-doo
de DO DO DOO-DOO DO KILL ME NOW.
Sure, I know it's tough having your own birthday cake misspelled, but hey, even celebrities aren't immune! Case in point; here's comedian Jim Gaffigan's birthday cake:
Or, as I like to call him, The Big D-gim.
Thanks to Hal B., Meagan C., Monica S., Sarah K., Patricia S., Melene H., Rachel J., Robyn R., Sam H., Sharon W., & Desay for telling the Big D-gim that the Grand Jennizzle says "howdy."