In honor of National Princess Week, I've arranged to have some of the world's most famous royalty come and visit! Woot woot!
But then they all canceled, so we got these instead:
I mean, uh, won't you say hello, ladies?
"I DON'T LIKE YOU."
"Life is awful, and then you die.
Oh, but look! I think Ariel made it, after all!
To think, she swam all this way just to wish you aAAAAAUUUGHH!!
[climbing off floor]
Well, I guess we should just try to make the best of things.
Play us off, Hell's Belles!!
[heavy metal intro plays]
"Tale of cakey crime!
"Cruel as it can be!"
"Curse these princess trends!
"When will it all end?!"
Thanks to Colleen W., Kerry Z., Anja H., Amanda S., Cassie S., Jennifer F., Lesley W., & Crista C. for the fairy tale rending.