Some people think common courtesy is dead. To these people I say, "Hey, do you mind? I CAN'T HEAR THIS PHONE CONVERSATION OVER THE MOVIE WHILE YOU'RE SHUSHING ME."
(Yes, I'm joking.)
(I have exceptionally good hearing.)
And bakers, it seems, are especially bewildered by a simple "please" or "thank you:"
Aww, it's almost sad; the baker missed her own thanking!
I say "almost" sad because after you realize how often this happens...
It gets kinda funny.
Text reads: "Happy Birthday Melissa! Thank you much."
This "thank you" threw the baker SO badly she tried to cope with random question marks:
Happy Birthday Barbara!?
You can almost picture her writing this, sobbing, "What does it mean? WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEAAN???"
And if you use BOTH "please" and "thank you" there's a real chance you could do permanent damage to your baker. So please, be responsible. Don't let this happen:
Then again, that's no excuse to be rude, either.
And trust me, it doesn't help anyway:
Thanks to Nicole P., Stephanie R., Melissa S., Nathan B., Lindsay W., & J.R. for being so easy to please.