Bakers, let's talk about soccer.
Because of all your balls...
...the soccer ball seems to be the most difficult for you guys to grasp.
And believe me, when it comes to ball grasping...
...we want you to have a firm grip on the situation.
(John: "Uh, I think that's supposed to be a basketball cou..."
For example, some of your balls are too fuzzy:
While others are lumpy and uneven:
Some of your balls are too small:
And others... well... are they supposed to be that color?
Look, bakers, we know that Soccer balls come in all shapes and sizes, and each is uniquely beautiful in its own way.
Unless it's this way:
Seriously, man, put that away. You're just embarrassing yourself.
And to all you World Cup fans out there:
Hang loose, you crazy nuts, you!
Thanks go Andrea C., Jennipher D., Charesse, Becky N., Diane L., Amy N., Abi H., & Ilana W. for the balls-to-the-wall excitement.