(Warning: Naughty puns ahead. Hide your kids.)
Renee C. ordered this sandcastle cake for her beach-themed wedding:
So you know what's coming, right?
That's right: DIRTY PUNS ARE COMING.
The bride really got the shaft here, and it doesn't take a firm grip on reality to be testy over such a cock-up. Should she just suck it up and beat it? Is she nuts to take this blow so hard? Will nothing stop the erection of headstrong turrets?
No, that's a fallacy!*
Besides, I'm sure bakers will get the point in the end.
Aaand I'm done.
Thanks to Renee C. for the heads up!
Okay, okay. Now I'm done.
*'Cuz it's a phallus - see?
(OH COME ON THAT WAS GENIUS.)