It's Spider-Man Day!
RAISE THE ROOF!!
Er, with your hands, Spidey. Your hands.
For the past 300 years* Spider-Man has faced off against the deadliest of da foes: Doc Oc, Venom, Willem...
...but today Spider-Man faces his most formidable enemies yet:
Don't give up, Spider-Man! We've got your back!
No sprinkles can hold you!
You CAN make it across that cake!
Try using your special web-slinging skills!
This is a little awkward.
[insert "Peter Parker" joke here]
Well, happy birth/anniversary/first day of publication anyway, Spider-Man. Here's to many, MANY more years of...
Thanks to Stephanie M., Tobi W., Donald L., Suzanne S., Dave W., & Emily F. for the web of tries.