In Which We Are Very, Very Sincere

It's National "Write A Letter Of Appreciation" Week, so let's take a moment to address those who make all of this possible: the bakers.

[cues sappy violin music]
[turns to face camera]
[looks very, very sincere]

Thank you, Bakery Wreckerator, for making every chocolate swirl look like poo:

For making cupcake cakes (patooie!) look more like ding-dongs:

For your consistent, unrealistic, and yet kind of awesome boob-to-belly ratios:

Dream on, Mama.

Thank you for never, EVER, calling to double check an order:

...especially when you can just slap a question mark on the end and call it good.

Thank you for standing firm in your belief that this is how to spell "birthday:"

Or this:

Or this:

Or this:

Whatever. It's not like you'll need to use that word much, anyway.

But most of all, Bakery Wreckerator, we want to thank you for that big smiling face:

It's literally the best.

And thanks also to Griffin, Robert W., Samantha G., Dave, Heather S., Ivy W., Lisa B., Stefanie F., & Anony M., who, out of alllll our wreckporters, are literally the most recent.

*****

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