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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
May292018

Hush... Or Else

[whisper-singing]

Hush, little baby, don't boo-hoo
Mom's gonna buy you Winnie-the-Pooh

 

And if that Pooh bear just won't hug
Mama's gonna get you a smiley bug

 

If that bug should start to bite
Then Sully here will make it right:

 

But if that monster still won't do

Then oh no! Here comes Mickey the carnivorous sociopath again!

The End.

 

Today's post has been brought to you by the delightful bedtime storybook, Go the F**k to Sleep.
(Ok, not really, but it seemed appropriate.)

 

Thanks to Ashleigh S., Erika, Rebecca E., & Medusa for making sure the yolk's on Mickey. (Because I think those are eggs. Maybe. With... chocolate. I'm scared.)

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Reader Comments (15)

Now we know why Jen does Cake Wrecks and never worked in a nursery or as a babysitter.

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMike

Pooh Bear needs to take a break from the tanning beds for awhile - he's starting to look like that lady from New Jersey who was in the news a few years back.

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterHeather

Pooh wouldn't look so bad without the eyes, and the caterpillar wouldn't look so bad without the teeth. The others are harder to salvage.

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterClassic Steve

Pooh Bear looks like he needs a Squatty Potty.

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterYet another Jen

Mickey's gonna eat me in my sleep D:

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

These won't help a baby go to sleep at all... especially the killer Mickey.

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterR.

M-O-U-S-Eeeeek! That last cake is scary!

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSeabird

I don’t see anything wrong with the Sully one. The caterpillar has a muppet head and Pooh reminds me of intestines...

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMel

I haven't known exactly *dozens* of moms who've been deliriously thrilled at bedtimes.... I've heard some who swear, "Look....I kid you NOT: duct tape is your FRIEND. "
=^-.-^=....heh....

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

I never noticed before that Sully has horns. Go figure.

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterNobodee Home

Both Poohbear and Mickey are evidence of the ongoing opioid crisis. Dayum! Those pinpoint eyes!🤤😒😨
MaryO1230

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMaryO1230

“Be sure and tell them, Mickey Mouse sent ya! HaHaHaHa”

May 29, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBeth

Can't sleep Mickey Mouse is going to come and steal my soul while I dream of scary biting caterpillar cakes lol. Oh man poor deranged Mickey.

May 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

Smiling caterpillar looks like he just decided I’m about to be his lunch!

May 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

Well, he is the HUNGRY caterpillar

May 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterBobbie Jo

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