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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Thursday
Aug302018

FOR A MAN

LET'S
GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS

To decorate...

...the buns.

 

::chorus::
♫ FOR A MAN!♩

We must be literal-minded bakers!

 

♫ YES WE CAN ♩

With all the wit of a drunk baboon!

 

♫ WHO IS NAN♩

I'm pretty sure one of these is right!

 

Sorry for this

...but we're all on break

 

♫ 'Til noooooon!

 

Thanks to Nicole, Junior C., Suresh D., Kathy A., & Scott W. for the dishonor on our cakes... and the ear worm.

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Reader Comments (14)

How can any person with a functioning cortex step back, look at these cakes and think "yep, that is perfect?" bahahahaha

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

What in the hell is the first one SUPPOSED to be?!

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJodi

So...the cupcakes at the top are supposed to be rabbits? Not the kind you have shipped in a brown paper wrapper?

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLori T.

Holey mother of.... THIS is a collection of ... well , google the word "idiot" and these would fit right in...

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered Commentersuzie d

I think the first one is upside-down chicks, but I have no idea what event calls for cupcakes of upside-down chicks.

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterMariaTeresa

2. When you don't know how to spell 'congratulations', just let the piping bag do its own thing and say you ran out of room. For the rest, I'm guessing 'Canson' is a new dad.

3. Customer: "This order confirmation is the only paper I could find. I write what I want the cake to say on the back, see?" [Wreckerator flips paper over again] "Got it."

4. "I am NOT making another cake at five minutes to closing on Friday. Fortunately, Nan's kids refused this cake because it says, 'hoppy birthday'. 'Nan', 'man', close enough. Let's hope he's 94."

5. A tragic waste of reasonably close balloons.

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterCraig

I agree with Jodi; what the HELL is the first one? As for the rest - well, the mind boggles!

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterLady Anne

As for the first cake, are those fat, swollen chicken feet or are they penis(es) with three testicles?

August 30, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterEvie_M

What's up?
Chicken Butt!!!!!!!😄

August 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterPaganduck

I kinda wanna order a photo cake from " nowcake . com " which I find is actually named "borracchini's bakery," just to see what happens.

August 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSam

For the record; rabbits have 4 toes and a dew claw. And only 2 testicles. And those really are nice balloons. (thank you, blush)

August 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterSomerhill

SMDH over that third one. There is NO EXCUSE. That idiot needs a pink slip NOW.

August 31, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterAisha

About those cupcakes, and to paraphrase The Princess Bride: What are those _things_ ?

September 1, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

The phone number of the person who ordered the amazon prime cake is in the email footer; you might want to blur it.

September 2, 2018 | Unregistered CommenterJamoche

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