Coulda, Woulda, HECK NO

Everyone knows contractions are a part of having a baby, but it looks like they're part of having a baby shower, too.

For example:

What's?

How'd?

Why'd?

Can't.

Won't.

Shouldn't.

Wouldn't.

Couldn't.

And, of course...

Oh. No. You. Didn't.

On second thought, never mind. I don't want sprinkles...

Thanks to Jani H., Anony M., Emily R., April H., Addie, Amanda A., Sarah L., Lea B., & Bethel for the "special" deliveries.

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