With Apologies To Gloria Estefan: The Turds Get In The Way

::grabbing microphone::
::singing soulfully::

But the turds get in the way

There's so much I want to say!

But it's locked deep inside

"UNNNNNNNGGG"

... and if you look at these flies

You many never eat again!

 I could even start to cry

Before we warn this guy:

I'm tryin' to "congrulate" you

But the turds

... get in the way!

Thanks to Anony M., Brittany N., Monique R., Ali D., Trish K., Rhonda B., Kirsten W., Nelson T., & Maria G. for the earworm, and for being my #2 fans.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: