The Dolphins Have Left The Building
I know we're all tired of 2020 memes, but this made my inner frood smile:
For you youngin's who haven't read the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, that's a reference to when the dolphins left Earth because it was about to be demo'd for an interstellar bypass by really really bad poets.
(It's an extremely sophisticated piece of literature. What.)
Anyway, I just realized: I think the dolphins ARE gone! At least from cookie cakes. Check this out.
Here's a dolphin cookie cake from last year:
And here are THIS year's models, also supposedly "dolphins":
Riiiiiight.
You're not fooling anyone, bakers, that's clearly a leaping squirrel.
::head tilt::
Or a blue bird on its back.
Ahhh, the ol' "duck in a banana peel" trick. Nice try.
Please, that's just a penguin with a pointy nipple!
Admit it, bakers, the dolphins are gone, aren't they?
AREN'T THEY?
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Yep, we're doomed.
Thanks to Anony M., Michelle G., Amy L., Alyssa B., & Traci S. for not ::sunglasses:: flipping out.
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P.S. Well, at least we can always remember our fine flippered friends with cute jewelry:
