...then you for SURE won't be getting far in it:
Thanks to Jennifer M. for that visual image. ("Heel, toe. Heeeeeeel, TOE! Heeeeeeel, TOE!")
And it's such a pity the baker didn't have, I dunno, some form of small-scale model to reference, isn't it?
Yeeeeah.
*****
Y'all, this is so fun. This is a STAPLER:
A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.
Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)
- Jen
