Cake Mix-a-lot

In honor of  the Dog Days of Summer:

I like cake MUTTS and I cannot lie!

No other pastry beats this guy!

When a cake comes out like a pile of doggie waste

Or has Sliding-Frosting-Face

It gets SUNG!

 

Wanna say "enough"

'Cuz you know that spelling's "Ruff!"

Doggie got wrecked.

I'd feel like a heel if I didn't unleash a pack of thanks on Heather W., Nicole O., Erin R.., Catherine S., Sara S., Lysa R., & Thomas R. for taking pictures rather than going barking mad.

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Confession: the only reason I know what "White Claws" are is my one hip friend left a Mango one in my fridge 6 weeks ago, and it's still there. So yeah, if you want your pupper to look like she's about to don a big straw hat and hit the beach to make TikToks, then I have JUST the dog toys for you:

"White Paw" Squeaky Dog Toys

Spiked "Barkling" Water, amazing.

My favorite part is browsing all the customer photos, because turns out cute puppers holding plush cans of cider is ADORABLE, and you really should go scroll through the galleries:

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And from my other blog, Epbot: