Catch 22

Sometimes what starts out as a cute idea for a cake can go very, VERY wrong.

That's where I come in.

Ready?

I *think* this is a groom's cake.

Let that visual sink in for a moment.

(Get it? "Sink in?")

Because it only gets worse from THIS angle:

0.O

Oh.

My.

Freudian Field Day.

(Is it fair to say this wreckerator really blew it?)

But on the plus side, at least there's no hook through the bride-to-be's cheek! Haha, am I right? I mean, THAT might have been a little weird.

Thanks to an anonymous minion for the bait & switch.

*****

P.S. Speaking of potentially dirty things (heh), let me introduce you to the handiest little kitchen gadget for under $8:

Dishwasher "Dirty/Clean" Slider Bar

The whole thing is magnetic, and comes with double-sided adhesive for non-metallic machines. Also comes in black or this prettier cursive option, if you don't like the bright red/green:

Super helpful if you have kids or bigger households!