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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Mar282014

What, No Waffles?

The nation of Belgium is presenting President Obama with a special gift during his visit this week:

The gift... of a cookie.

D'aww.

No, see, it's a really BIG cookie. A GIANT cookie. Five foot four inches, to be exact. And it's going to look just like him!

Oh, hush, Han.

 

Of course, when giving the president of the United States an enormous cookie effigy of himself, obviously a country turns to the very best. And I'm happy to report that the baker specially selected for the task took it very, very seriously:

"The hardest part will be the face," he told the press. "I will have to work on it centimeter per centimeter to work out all the details."

 

Wow. "Centimeter by centimeter?" Break out the world's biggest glass of milk, guys, 'cuz this thing's gonna ROCK!

Oooh, and here it comes now!!

Um...

[wincing] Oooh...

 

AAAAIIEE!

 

Oh.

 

Huh.

So tell us, Mr. President, how do you feel about cupcake cakes?

 

Thanks to Jenna W., who would like to point out that at least they managed to spell his name right.

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Thursday
Mar272014

"Aces, Charles. ACES."

You should know two things about today's wreck. No, three.

Three things about today's wreck:

1) It's supposed to look like a tennis racket.

2) That word was supposed to be "ace." ACE.

Ooopsie.

3) Looks like Jarman JUST GOT SERVED.

 

Thanks to Sarah H. for intercepting today's wreck - and 40 geek points to anyone who correctly IDs today's title quote!

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