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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Dec302016

The Best NSFW Wrecks of 2016

We're almost there, minions! We've nearly pried 2016's cold, dead fingers from the doorjambs of history and our lives. This weekend we can finally take a breath, have a drink, and get on with resenting 2017 for all the new terrible stuff that happens.

So as a final, affectionate "screw you" to the year no one will miss, here are my favorite double-take wrecks of 2016.

[whispering] Because they look like naughty bits. AW YEAH.

BALLS.

 

The longer you look, the dirtier this gets.

(Note the three gun salute - IF you catch my penis-y drift.)

 

I'm sure she's very proud.

 

Turns out the butt of every joke is a real peach!

 

Hey look, it's Doctor WOOHOOOO!

For the record, that's supposed to be a TARDIS, *not* a Sonic Screwdriver.

 

Remember the Brexit Balls?

Ahh, good times. Good, wrinkly times.

 

Or how about the time a baker accidentally put some extremely affectionate pandas on a baby shower cake?

PANDEMONIUM!

 

I bet we all remember this summer solstice:

 

Though for me, it's hard (heyo) to come to grips (heyo) with the stiffest competition yet:

The, um... Wangerfly? Dinkerfly? Winged Trouser Snake?

Whatever you call it, he's definitely happy to see you.

 

So so long, 2016. And hey, 2017? I think I speak for us all when I say:

 

GET OVER HERE.

 

Thanks to Rebecca H., Charlie, Linda H., Vicki S., Catherine B., Fay H., Jen L., Vici R., Ashlee B., & Carley C. for helping me usher out the year with dignity.

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Thursday
Dec292016

The Best Misunderstandings Of 2016

As we continue to sift through the wreckage of 2016 for some positive gleams amid the rubble, let us not forget that, no matter how dark the hour, no matter how lost the plot, we can always depend on these bakers to have no idea what you're talking about.

 

 

 

 

They asked for a rainbow between two clouds. Two CLOUDS.

 

And here they suggested the baker use Google for a reference:

 

*headdesk*

 

And best of all:

 

Thanks to Chris B., Taryn T., Judi S., Paige H., Michelle K., Charles F., Alyson A., & Carrie V. for phoning it in today.

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