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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Aug082014

A Failure To Communicate, Vol. 67

I think this is what our grandparents call "a senior moment."

The best part?
THEY WROTE IT IN ALL CAPS.

 

[sad face here]

 

"Sprinkles All Over Momther" is the name of my Cake cover band.

 

Ahhh, NOW you're speaking my language.

(The language... OF WRECKS. [eyebrow waggle])

 

In a word?
NO.

 

Thanks to Lani T., Donna C., Patrick L., Anony M., & Rebecca P. for keeping those lines of communication nice and squiggly-like.

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Thursday
Aug072014

The Jeers Of A Clown

Now if there's a smile on my face,

 

It's only there trying to fool the public!

 

But when it comes down to scaring you

 

Now, missy, that's quite a different subject

 

So don't let my glad expression

Give you the wrong impression

 

Really I'm bad!

Oh, badder than bad!

 

You've gone and you've made me so mad!

Once you're alone I'm gonna be glad!
'Cuz there's some bad things known to man

But ain't too much badder than...

The jeers of a clown

When there's no one around!

"And I bet those jeans are relaxed fit, too."

 

Thanks to Tylar K., Amy H., Stephen M., Meggan B., Drew M., Karyn B., Jennifer, Kasandra G., & Emma P. for finding that last one on the cover of a vintage Wilton decorating book. o.0

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