How To Honor A Veteran On Veterans Day:
1) Start by spelling it right.
2) Now make sure you spelled it right.
3) No, really, maybe take 20 seconds out of your day to attempt some minimal effort for the people who literally risked their lives for you, if only because you're a professional baker and YOU'RE BEING PAID TO DO THIS.
::deadpan stare, breathing hard::
Or, you know, go back to making bizarrely wangish flag tumors:
...and adding blue stripes to the flag:
The rest of us will just be over here, looking at pies.
Thanks to Abby B., Kirsten F., Rebekah F., Lynn B., & Michelle S. for proving sometimes cake is NOT the best choice.