7 Reasons To Avoid The Bakery This Easter:
- Those annoyingly cheerful Easter colors:
It's like they managed to bottle Spring.
- Saint Harry's Tinsel Toupees:
"For when your hair hasn't got a prayer!"
- REALLY Bad Eggs:
Drink up, me hearty, yo ho!
(You're gonna need it.)
- Professional Toddler Art:
Say what you will, but I find it admirable that someone is getting all these three-year-olds off the street and into real jobs.
- Mutant Pig Bunnies
Two words: Pork Hops.
For those of you who may bemoan the secularization of Easter:
Now aren't you glad they usually stick to bunnies?
(That supposedly says, "He Has Risen." Even worse, I think the red thing is supposed to be a cross.)
That's some shear terror, right there.
Thanks to Rachael J., Molly R., Lynaa W., Amanda S., Angelica C., Leah R., & Melissa M., who'd like to point out that THIS sheep Voldemort has a much better likeness, but I think she's just potty.
When bunnies play with portals:
"The cupcakes are a lie!"