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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Jul082015

Guess What!

It's time to play everyone's favorite game:

What...Is...THIS??

Hm. Well, it says, "Princess," and there's a scepter and a tiara on it.

So I'm going with "uterus."

 

Uh...

Also "uterus."

 

"Uterus on LSD."

 

"Uterus with sprinkles"

 

"This is getting ridiculous."

 

And finally, today's bonus round is in the bag:

The magic baby bag.

Awww yeeeeeah.

 

Hey, Mandi B., Elizabeth A., Vicktoria R., Caitlin & Anthony, Kelly J., & Shayna S., you know how to politely refuse a uterus cake, right? "Thanks, but I gestate."

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Tuesday
Jul072015

Cake Wrecks Tells The Truth

In honor of Tell The Truth Day, here are 6 cakes droppin' some sugary truth bombs:

Ahhh, college.

(WHAT.)

 

Old enough to know that's not how you spell "you're!" Haha!

OH SNAP.

(Do the kids say "oh snap" anymore?)

(No? Rats.)

(... I AM old.)

 

If ever an occasion called for cake...

...I'm pretty sure this isn't it.

 

Everyone can relax!
Turns out Mr. "Dealth" was just delivering the cake.

 

The Thought Process of Someone Getting This Cake:

"Ohhh, those are supposed to be tools!"

[...]

"HEY!"

 

Not really sure what this was supposed to say, but to be safe, let's all keep our phones away from Laura:

*bloop!*

[checking phone]

DANGIT LAURA NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT.

 

Thanks to Heidi C., Shelly W., Anneke D., Kevan H., Jacqui S., & Rachel C., who'd like us to remember that today is ALSO Forgiveness day. But don't push it, Laura.

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