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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Jan202015

This Kid's Gonna Need a Wheelbarrow

 

 

 

 

 

 [NSFW due to language & general double entendres hilarity.]

 

Thanks to Christy S. for prompting Jen to utter the words "scrotal texture" today. Which is just plain nutty.

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Monday
Jan192015

It's Time To Let Frozen Go, Bakers

The snow glows white on the mountain, just right
Not a wreck here to be seen

A cake kit of inspiration
And it looks like... just a dream!

 

But bakers howling how the time's not on their side
Couldn't stop their "fix", heaven knows I tried!

 

This is a sin, you kidding me?
Did you just nick the toy and all the trees?

For real, don't steal, that really bloooows
But now we knoooow

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

Can't hold it back anymore!

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

 

THIS CAKE SUCKS

Believe me, I have more!

I know there
Are worse wrecks, ok?
Let this nerd rage onnnnnnn!

 

Cuz here's the best "Frozen cake" today:

 

Thanks to Shauna O., Nikki H., Elizabeth O., Melissa U., Cathleen M., Lisa H., Tiffany L., & Jessica N., who really dodged a bullet there.

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