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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Tuesday
Dec232014

Different Madonna, Different "Holiday"

Hallidays!

 

Celebrate!

 

Helydays!

 

Celebrate!

 

If we took a hoilday:

 

Took some time to celebrate

 

Just one day out of life

 

It would be...
It would be SO ICE

 

Everybody spread the lard

 

We're gonna have a festive nation!

 

It isn't very hard
to meet expectations!

::head desk::

 

Ok, new plan:

I LIKE IT.

 

Thanks to Wolfie, Anony M., Fran V., Stefanie K., Randi M., Megan H., Rebecca M., Sarah D., Shachi, Lisa N., Elaine L., & Melody W. for the Festivus Miracle.

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Monday
Dec222014

These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out

 

You better not cry

 

Better not pout

I'm telling you why!

 

Ahem.

 

He sees you when you're sleeping!

 

He knows when you're awake

 

He knows if you've been bad or good

 

So be good

or he might just murder you!

Oh!

 

You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)

 

You better not pout
I'm telling you why

 

Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.

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