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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Different Madonna, Different "Holiday"









If we took a hoilday:


Took some time to celebrate


Just one day out of life


It would be...
It would be SO ICE


Everybody spread the lard


We're gonna have a festive nation!


It isn't very hard
to meet expectations!

::head desk::


Ok, new plan:



Thanks to Wolfie, Anony M., Fran V., Stefanie K., Randi M., Megan H., Rebecca M., Sarah D., Shachi, Lisa N., Elaine L., & Melody W. for the Festivus Miracle.


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These Santa Cakes Are Holiday Nightmare Fuel

You better watch out


You better not cry


Better not pout

I'm telling you why!




He sees you when you're sleeping!


He knows when you're awake


He knows if you've been bad or good


So be good

or he might just murder you!



You better watch out
You better not cry!

(He'll hear you)


You better not pout
I'm telling you why


Thanks to Mark, Carissa B., Michelle H., Leah S., Eloise C., Vicki L., Christine K., Moe L., & Kristin B. for inspiring us to board up the fireplace come Christmas Eve.


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