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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Apr222015

Where Dreams Come Through

Welcome to BisneyLand, the amusement park that's in no way affiliated with Disneyland, but is just as good - and cheaper, too!

Once you enter the gates of our mystical castle-land of joy, you'll be greeted by our lovely royal ladies:

Cinderallie and her clear resin shoes are always the hit of the ball.

 

Princess Yasmine and her flying doormat will show you a "whole 'nother world."

 

And TinklesWell the Winged Wonder is sure to be your day's #1 delight!

 

We also have fabulous entertainment:

Princess Areola and her pals Haddock, Skittle, and Captain Crabby Pants may prefer life "under the ocean," but they still enjoy singing their big musical numbers, "Check Out My Cool Stuff," and "I Can't Talk, So Let's Make Out!"

 

And don't forget Pretty, our good-looking girl:

 

And of course her friend Not-So-Handsome!

Together they invite you to "be our visitor!"

 

Anony M., Allison M., Clau, David I., Mona S., & Kristyn, how crazy would it be if a place like this actually existed? Oh, wait...

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And lest you think we forgot...

Happy Earth Day!!!


Tuesday
Apr212015

Rejected Princess Movies

New, in honor of Princess Week!

Rejected Princess Movies... in cake.

 

Snow White And The Swamps of Sadness

"Arrrrrtaaaaaax!!"

 

Sleeping With The Fishes

A terrible curse.
A fishy tail.
And a super long nap.

("Is she still pink?" "No, BLUE!")

 

Fairy Apocalypse

Tinkerbell finds a new friend!
And this one's still alive!

 

Rapunzel And The Haunted Guitar Pick Path Of Doom

"Rapunzel! Let down your haiAAAAAUGGGGH!!"

(Yes, that's really supposed to be a Tangled cake for poor little "Chole"/Chloe. And I am so confused.)

 

Frozen 2: Elsa Gets Grumpy

"Alright, who let one go?"

 

Thanks to Vicky G., Andrew D., Brian W., Michal S., & Emma R. for the fractured farty tales.

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