THREE IS THE NUMBER THOU SHALT COUNT.
And this three is the number thou shalt bake.
(It is a nice three; I like the cake board especially.)
I mean, NOOOO!
Ok, enough Monty Python references.
Now on to the Firefly ones!
Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal, bakers.
If you find yourself in need a gender reveal cake next Thanksgiving, then here's a cute option:
As a hardcore pun-lover, I'm digging how both "waddle" AND "wattle" could work here. (In fact, "wattle" would be better. Just sayin'.) Plus the blue and pink tail is fun.
But you know what's NOT fun?
When you ask a baker for that, and instead...
Sad as that turkey is, I'm most outraged by the pun botchery. This is like the cake version of that relative who comments "I don't get it" on all your Facebook memes. "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE DOG CAN'T SPELL, Aunt Claire. And looks surprised. See, it's a funny dog who can't spell and is surprised and OH NEVER MIND."
Thanks to Amber B., Maria W., & Shannon D. for the poultry in motion.