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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Sep242014

Bakers Celebrate National Punctuation Day?!

And now...

Punctuation Tips From Professional Bakers...

 

1) Always put punctuation at the end of a sentence. Unless you forget or think it looks better this way.

I like it.

 

2) Quotation marks are perfect for emphasizing you don't understand quotation marks.

"Good" job!

 

3) They can also help cover "mistakes!"

"That's my nickname for you. That I just made up."

 

4) A slash generally means "or," but hey, if it feels right...

 

5) Proper punctuation can convey a sense of enthusiasm, so choose wisely!!

Because everyone hates Jonathan.

 

6) No one really understands how apostrophes work, so just sprinkle them in wherever.

 

7) When in doubt, go with a question mark. Inside parentheses.

It's not the punctuation Gotham needs.
It's the punctuation Gotham deserves.

 

And finally, remember:

8) Punctuation is important. Just put it anywhere.

 

Thanks to Linda F?, Jenn M!, Katie* R., Brittany J..., Allison [M], Cherie/, Erin M - , Annie K;, & Patricia C(o.0) for helping us explore the wrecky period.

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Tuesday
Sep232014

Autumn's Equal Knocks

Ahh, fall. The time of year that puts a little nip in the air - not to mention our bakeries!

:D

WHAT.

 

Fall just officially started yesterday, but bakers are already WAY ahead of us:

You can almost smell it, am I right?
The Autumn air, I mean.

 

Oh! And look!

A poopkin!

Ahh, how I've missed those.

 

Plus this business is happening:

 

And this:

 

And can't forget the Unicycling Femme Bots!

Love these.

 

But really, I think this design sums up the season best - which is probably why it's so popular:

 

 

Yep; lazy days and a HUGE pile of... [side eye]

...leaves.

 

Thanks to Mary V., Kate O., Fawn K., Kayte K., Jaimz D., Alicia, Barbara G., Sarah D., & Amy Jo, who can make like a tree, and poop all over innocent cakes. (But PLEASE DON'T.)

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