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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Wednesday
Nov072018

Dear Santa... It's Complicated

[WARNING: Bad word ahead! Clear out the kids!]

 

 

Today is the start of Dear Santa week, so time to get those letters out to St. Nick, minions!

 

This is when you tell Santa how you didn't murder anyone this year even though you really really wanted to, so you totally deserve that Benedict Cumberbatch body pillow and lifetime subscription to Wicked Whoopies. You know, just as a "for instance."

[side eye]

Of course, personally assessing your own "good" or "bad" behavior beyond non-murder can be a little dicey. I mean, who HASN'T slipped up from time to time

 

or accidentally said what they were thinking out loud

 

or sent an in-law a giant horse's.... butt?

 

Ahh, but not to worry! One baker has done all the work for us this year, perfectly summing up our collective behavior during 2018 in a single, surprisingly eloquent cookie cake:

Yeeeeahhh.

But there were extenuating circumstances, Santa, honest.

 

Thanks to Mark M., Alyssa P., Jennifer D., & Jodi N. for the capital letter.

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Tuesday
Nov062018

A 30-Year-Old Spoiler & Powdered Holes

If you think I'm touching this one with a ten-foot-pole...

Not. Saying. a WORD.

 

Let's try something a little less potentially controversial, k? Like some nice, pastel yellow, powdered holes.

Wait.

What?

Marketing Guy #1: "I dunno, is there some way we can make donut holes sound both unappetizing and vaguely pornographic?"

Marketing Guy #2: Oh! And oddly specific!

 

I don't want to spoil any plot points on a thirty year old movie or anything, guys, but that's a father and daughter on this misspelled divorce cake:

"NOOOooOOOOOooOOO!"

 

And finally, she asked for a princess carriage.

What she got was a whole lotta 'splainin' to do:

Awk. Waaaard.

 

Thanks to Crystal R., Jennifer B., Elizabeth A., Anony M., & Casey D. for giving new meaning to the phrase, "My baby's getting married!"

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