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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen
Friday
Nov142014

The Far Side of Cake, Vol 11 

If Dr. Seuss wrote naughty adult books:

I do not like them
Sam-I-Am
I do not like
Green eggs and wang

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Of course, those who knew what to look for could see the early signs of favoritism:

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...then after he lost the Gieco gig, he did a series of humiliating spots for a local Hot Dog stand.

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Days turned to weeks, and weeks to months. Then, one chilly Fall morning, they found them:

10 pristine John Deere hats, carefully arranged around the meadow edges - but not a single tractor in sight.

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"Loves: nature, hunting his kids, volunteering."

Just another reminder of the importance of proper comma use, my friends.

 

Thanks to Erin H., Amber M., Erin B., Julia K., & Sober (ha!) for setting our sights on the far side.

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Thursday
Nov132014

Label Makers

I think these decorators may have watched one episode too many of Clean House. Look, I'm all for having things clearly marked, but this is getting a little ridiculous:

Ah, there's nothing like that personal touch.

 

Don't you agree, Groom?

(I like to think this was ordered by Keith's bride in revenge. [snicker])

 

Oh, but it gets better:

In case you don't recognize it, this is a "foalball shape cake."

 

And this is a "Wedding Cookie," only misspelled. Maybe to go along with Groom's cake?

 

You know what's better than a misspelled label cake, though?

One with the wrong label, of course:

Dude, the Irish are gonna be piiiissed.

 

Come to think of it, Jonathan H., Booklet, Suzanne M., Megan T., & Anony M., the French probably won't be too pleased, either. ;)

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