Wedding Whoopsies

Brides, have you ever had a lofty cake dream...

...fall flat?

Or have you ever wished for pretty-as-a-picture polka dots...

...only to get gravity-defying cow patties?

How about something that should have been simply sublime...

...that turned terrifying?

Perhaps your "something blue"...

...has you seeing red?

Have you ever wanted creamy lace and bows...

...only to get "AAAAUUUGGHH!!"

Well, have you?

Yes?

Oh, good!

Then send me a picture, won't you?

This stuff cracks. me. up.

Thanks to brides Ashley B., Emily K., Lara A., Christie S., & Kathleen M. for sharing their private pain with us. So that we may laugh. And then feel kinda bad about it. But not enough to stop laughing.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

International Failure Day Gets CAKE

Barb E. asked for Navy icing:

She got it.

Cindy M. just wanted the initial "G" for her 14-year-old daughter - but I guess that was TOO simple?

Jen and Pete asked the bakery to include paper plates and plastic silverware.

Pauline ordered a cake that said, "I hate you for leaving!"

...but sure, that's close enough.

Holli T. wanted the number 10 written as a number: "you know, with double digits."

Part of me hopes Alexis gets a great nickname outta this.

Charli C. made the mistake of telling her bakery who the cake was for:

THANKS, GUYS.

And finally, Jared C. asked for rainbow sprinkles.

How do you mess up rainbow sprinkles?

Oh, like this:

Happy International Day For Failure, everybody!

Thanks to Barb E., Cindy M., Jen & Pete, Pauline R., Holli T., Charli C., & Jared C. for the head bangers.

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