WYSINWYG

What you see...

  ...is NOT what you get.

(Change the "ride" to "wreck," and you've got a deal.)

From wedding tiers of roses...

Ooooooh. Drippy.

To rows of wedding tears:

Hershey's Syrup:
You're doing it wrong.

Here's a little Disney magic for you:

Bippity, Boppity...

BOO!

Ah, but that's nothing. Want to see something REALLY wild?

This is what happens when animal print cakes feel blue:

And also kind of intestine-y.

Thanks to Jessica W., Diana B., Gina L., & Leighanne G. for the excuse to use "intestine-y." I've been holding on to that one for YEARS.

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Spacing: The Final Wrecked Tier

To quote Taylor Swift, I've got a blank space, baby:

But it's not big enough to write your name.

Sorry.

The struggle... is real.

And the balloons... are upside down.

That moment when everyone wonders why you didn't just stop at "congrats."

And that's how Bir Bir Th Day was born, kids.

But Seriously, This Is Getting Ridiculous:

Thanks to Maria B., Jessica F., Carol L., Kaila N., Anony M., & Tiffany V. for being so on around the ball.

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