At Least It's Not A Land War In Asia

 

My favorite part is how it's written BELOW the picture.

   

I almost want this baker to be color blind, just so s/he has *some* excuse.

 

Fortunately the baker of this wedding cake followed instructions literally:

See? She *did* write it!

 

Thanks to Robert B., Tenae Z. & Kate L. for falling victim to one the classic blunders. Just remember, guys: never go against a Simpleton when CAKE is on the line! HAHA HA HAHAH AHAH HA... [thud]

Oops.

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A Rose By Any Other Name... Would Be Weird

Every year on March 8st, we celebrate Unique Names Day.
So.

Here's to you, Dufus:

 

Slut Muffin:

 

...and the Head brothers:

Nuckle

 

Stupid

 

...and Butt.

(Unfortunately Block and Sh** couldn't make it.)

 

While we're at it, let's not forget the three other dwarves:

Testi

 

Eat Me

 

...and Dirtbag.

 

And last but not least...

Todd?

How'd he get in here?

 

Thanks to Alissa R., Andrea R., Heidi, Jessie A., Pamela M., Jessica C., Sophie C., Kim W., & Julie R. for sharing the love.

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