Wrecky Mountain Highway

For some reason Courtney wasn't happy with the "mountains" she requested on her son's birthday cake:

Can't imagine why.

So she went back and explained she'd actually wanted RAISED mountains, not just flat drawings.

Happily, the bakery agreed to fix the cake.

And here's the finished result:

Not gonna lie; this made me laugh way longer than it should have. I keep picturing a baker with an ice cream scoop, a big tub of icing, and a deadpan expression. Bwahahaha!

Ahem.

But don't you worry, Courtney; I AM HERE TO HELP.

Check out some of the other "mountains" your fellow wrecky minions have sent in:

(I hear the hiking there is really crappy.)

(Oh, Frozen cake kit, why can't we quit you?)

And my personal favorite:

Mount Bakkaladeezhed.

There, Courtney, don't you feel better?

Thanks to Courtney G., Jessica G., Elaine S., Jeff D., & Kate V. for the sneak peaks.

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Seven Surprising Words Bakers Can't Spell

(Warning: Slightly badish word)

If one didn't know better, one might think that "congratulations" and "birthday" were the only words that bakers regularly misspelled.  To this I say "Pish Tosh!" since I've been binge-watching Are You Being Served?  Also, I assume all English people regularly say "Pish Tosh."  Along with "ickle bobby wagon."

There are, however, a plethora of words that enjoy the same vigorous mangling.  These include:

 "Nathibnals"

"Yatch"

"Cummunion:"

"Fathdays"

"Pocker"

The wonderfully ironic "Ausome"

 And, of course, "asswhoie"

[Little known fact: "ASSWHOIEEEE!!" is what Goofy originally screamed while sailing off that cliff, before the censors got a hold of it.]

Thanks to Ashley C., Carol M., Connie F., Rachel N., Sunshine, Heather D., & Gare E. for giving me an excuse to post my favorite Goofy clip:

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