A Matter Of Degrees

Graduates, this one's for you:

And hey, I MEAN THAT. [wink wink][finger guns][honking red clown nose]

What, you can't read it? Have you tried brushing it with lemon juice and holding it over a candle?
'Cuz I think that's how it works.

 

Of course, every baker knows plastic is the easiest way to send a message. Just ask for the "Grad Plaque."

Then stand back, and watch the magic happen.

 

Now, Jacquie ordered a cake for the graduates of 2014, which means this next photo is either 2 years old, or they're really into delayed "gradification." (Sha-WING!)

Don't be distracted by my master punmanship, though; the important thing to remember here is this cake is SUPPOSED to have 2014 on it:

It, uh, may help if you say 2014 out loud.

Theeeere it is.

 

And finally, for one last Sha-WING! and a miss, scroll down:

Beth ordered the one up top, and got the one that hangs low.

I think I speak for us all when I say: that's one way to get to the head of the class.
(heyooooo)

 

Thanks to Casey R., April M., Jacquie W., and Beth L., who I'm guessing graduated summa cum laude.

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I'm Guessing They Didn't Have a Matching Card

Well, at least it didn't say "Happy".
(And you have to admit: the glowsticks are an inspired touch.)

 

Mmmm, cancer rat.

 

Slice of dead Lenin, anyone?

 

I mean, it looks just like Lenin's perfectly preserved corpse, so I know you're salivating already. Why, just look how excited the kiddies are!

"No, not the cold shoulder; I want a slice of the iron fist! Now quit Stalin and get me some Lenin-ade to wash it down with, or this joint won’t be getting any high Marx from me."

 

Of course the best part was saved for the VIPs:

Ah, a little jawbone with a scoop of ice cream on the side... [kissing fingertips] magnifique!

 

And now, BONUS VIDEO!!! Because you know you wanted to see the video.

Ellie P., Whitney G., & Ann W., I think I'm going to need a Unicorn Chaser, stat.

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