It's A Tough Job But Someone's Gotta Blow It
WARNING: In-your-end-o jokes ahead. Hide the kids!
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John: "Hey, we had a few complaints about that baby shower cake, so let's steer clear of anything too off-color today, ok?"
Jen: "Noooo problem. I have the perfect ON color cake we can use."
John: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yep. I call it, 'TASTE THE RAINBOW.'"
John: "NO. Definitely no."
Jen: "What, you don't like it?
"Then how about 'Rubber Baby Buggy Balls'?"
"See, you can already tell it's a boy!"
John: "Why does the stroller have... ?! Never mind. No."
Jen: "Tiger Beat?"
John: "You're killing me here.
"Can't you just post some wrecky flowers or something? Please?"
Jen: "Flowers? ON IT."
[five minutes later]
"Got one! This baker says her co-worker made a border of 'exotic flowers.' You like?
"I think I'll call it, 'Ring Around the Posy Peens.'"
John: [silent glare]
"The Pollenators?"
[...]
"Petal Pushers?"
[...]
"Sticky Stamens?"
[...]
"Calla Willies?"
[...]
"One-Eyed Snapdragons?"
[...]
"Penis Flytraps?"
John: "You're answering tomorrow's e-mail."
Thanks to Jody M., Amber G., Ashley, & Anony M. for helping us find the rainbow... erection.
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