John: "What are you working on?"
Jen: "Finding cakes for National Moon Day."
John: "Ok... so what's that, and what does it have to do with Moon Day?"
Jen: [clicking] "Hang on, you'll see."
John: "This still doesn't..."
Jen: "Waaaait for it..."
John: "OH. Moon day, heh. But see, I think you may have mis..."
Jen: "Dude, you totally just said, 'Butt see'.
Both together: "Bwahahaa!"
John: "But seriously, you've got the wrong Moon Day. It's supposed to be the Moon Moon day. The one in the sky.
Jen: [still clicking]
"STOP POSTING BUTT PICTURES YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MOON."
John: "You win. Go back to butts."
Thanks to Brooke B., Adria P., Deborah B., Anony M., Lynne S., Nicole E., & Gorilla for helping me get the drop on John.
And from my other blog, Epbot: