That's One Small Leap For Jen...
John: "What are you working on?"
Jen: "Finding cakes for National Moon Day."
John: "Ok... so what's that, and what does it have to do with Moon Day?"
Jen: [clicking] "Hang on, you'll see."
John: "This still doesn't..."
Jen: "Waaaait for it..."
John: "OH. Moon day, heh. But see, I think you may have mis..."
Jen: "Dude, you totally just said, 'Butt see'.
Both together: "Bwahahaa!"
John: "But seriously, you've got the wrong Moon Day. It's supposed to be the Moon Moon day. The one in the sky.
Jen: [still clicking]
John: "Jen."
"Jen."
"STOP POSTING BUTT PICTURES YOU'VE GOT THE WRONG MOON."
John: "You win. Go back to butts."
Thanks to Brooke B., Adria P., Deborah B., Anony M., Lynne S., Nicole E., & Gorilla for helping me get the drop on John.
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P.S. I have the kind of insomnia old-timey bards would write songs about, so let me sing the praises of my amazing sleep headphones - for when you DO want to sleep:
I listen to boring audio books on these every night to keep my brain from spinning out of control, which works wonders. Lately I've been wearing them like a sleep mask - like the model here - and WOW, that's helped even more than when I wore them like a headband! These things have been a life saver: comfy enough for side sleeping, not too loud like some of my old speakers, and they only cost $20 Prime.
Note that they do run on the big side, but that works great if you have a big head like me.
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And from my other blog, Epbot:
