Disenchantment Under The Sea

I'm telling you, things just haven't been the same here since Ariel opted for a water delivery!

♫ A sea birth ain't always keener

Sometimes it's a big mistake.

There's stuff you just can't unsee there

It even upset the hake.

Just look at the fish around you

She freaked 'em out by the score!

The squid even lost an eye now -

"Don't want it anymore."

Under the sea!

[Oh my, Dory!]

What did we see?

[Under the sea!]

Childbirth ain't better,

just 'cause it's wetter

Take it from me!

Up on the shore it works OK.
Just let the doctors earn their pay!

'Cause if we're voting

 "It was revolting!"

Under the sea! ♫

[plop!]

Thanks to Carolann, Elizabeth G., Tiffany G., Nicole & Koren S., Angela G., Amy R., Trish L., Pon T., Chris, and James N., for not watering down their labors of love. (And, yes, the octopus is very well done... which is probably why it's creeping me out so much.)

Editor's note: Before you ask, no, we're not dissing water births. But we’re betting it really freaked out the fish…

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Beauty Is In The Eye Of The B Holder

Something terrible has happened to the letter V, minions. It's gone missing.

Obviously this disappearance spells disaster for V lovers everywhere, but officials claim they've narrowed their investigation to a few bold characters.

"Action words and Bs have had it in for V for years now," stated one official close to the case. "So rest assured we're having a serious talk in here about the verbs and the Bs."

The same official turned out to be a real font of knowledge. When asked about punishments, he responded, "We're looking at life sentences."

Thanks to Grace T., Leslie W., & Anna H. for putting the B in "subtle" - plus all these other words for some reason.

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